You Might Be A Goth If...

• You pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit
• You like to play dead in public
• You wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black lipstick on your face
• The shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper"
• The Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child
• You wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer
• You think dead flowers are prettier than live ones
• You refer to your age in mortal years
• Your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child for two years
• You've willingly undergone cosmetic dental surgery
• You think of the hearse as a "family car"
• You fashion your eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000 years
• You have seen "Nightmare before Christmas" more than seven times
• Your purse is large, square and metal
• You argue on whether Poppy Z. Brite or Anne Rice has the more realistic view on vampires
• You and your friends take lengthy drives to visit non-local graveyards
• You spell Vampire either Vampyre or Vamphyre
• Your boyfriend/girlfriend complains that his ribs just don't stick out the way they used to
• Your boyfriend/girlfriend complains that you look better in her black, velvet skirt than she does
• You refer to others as "The Normals"
• You and your boyfriend/girlfriend fight over who gets to wear the fangs
• This list made you depressed

Lolsz..I took dis from one of the cheesy goth sites..well, don't take it seriously will ya..I'm outtie.

Dee